Profusion quotes

Quotes

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Serpentine ... folded his arms in a manner that clearly stated: "I am very capable of taking care of myself". He also blinked once, which added "I think" to the message.
It's bloody pointless.
But dammit it makes you look like a pansy! And honestly... pink is a lot more intimidating than black. I wear black all the time. But pink? That's the stuff of nightmares.
Scions don't even touch making people see only pink. Red, yes. Powder blue, yes. Pink? We're not that sadistic.  --[Beck on black makeup]
"I just want pants."
Gorin, by Rob
Eue is a bimbo. Worse, she is a sword-wielding bimbo. She's the daughter of a border baron, who didn't want his only child defenseless, and his wife, who thought that a woman's goal in life is to find a husband. With those messages in mind, Eue decided to go find a man, possibly at sword point.
--Euangelia by Sweets
Vampires! Hellish critters. I say kill 'em all. Well, except my sister. And her kids. And my brother-in-law. And my brother's brother-in-law. It's a long story. Dammit, don't I get to KILL anything?!
--Jaina Jade by Ree
"...well, that was smooth," Sebastian muttered, visibly surprised by Sherwood's hopefully chronic case of disappearance.
UMAA!
Remember. Only you can keep Last Day free of antelope. 
Ree was here.